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Birthday

50 & fucking fabulous-smells like fading youth with hints of stale piss
$38.00
happy birthday beautiful and saddle up ... there's fuckery to spread
$38.00
birthday bliss smells like champagne with hints of cake & cock
$38.00
happy birthday-you piece of fuck go shit yourself
$38.00
Thirty AF.
$38.00
fuck you're old-old as fuck
$38.00

EACH CANDLE IS BEAUTIFULLY GIFT-BOXED READY TO GO