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Birthday

Birthday

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50 & fabulous-in your 'zero fucks for anyone's bullshit' era
$38.00
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absolute queen - made of sarcasm, wine & everything fine
$38.00
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50 & fucking fabulous-smells like fading youth with hints of stale piss
$38.00
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happy birthday beautiful and saddle up ... there's fuckery to spread
$38.00
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birthday bliss smells like champagne with hints of cake & cock
$38.00
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Thirty AF.
$38.00
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fuck you're old-old as fuck
$38.00

EACH CANDLE IS BEAUTIFULLY GIFT-BOXED READY TO GO