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Every man secretly loves a Mandle
$38.00
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Dad Thanks for putting up with my shit. This should help with yours.
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The Mandle - Because real men melt wax
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Happy Birthday! You don't look a day over drop dead fucking gorgeous
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Happy Birthday! You don't look a day over handsome as fuck
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Mayor of Cunt Town - Population: You
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Congratulations on your new home! Hope your neighbours aren't cunts
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You filled my days with joy and my heart with love [Pet Name]
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No Matter How Long, It is Never Enough [Pet Name]
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Loved Beyond Words, Missed Beyond Measure [Pet Name]
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light when he's being a cunt
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my favourite bitch - strong boganic base notes with hints of fucking awesome
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my ride or die bestie - how the fuck are we still alive?
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It takes a Village - Thank you for being part of ours
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New Home, New Adventures [Name(s)/Address]
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Fuck Me You Passed!
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I can live without lots of things but dogs aren't one of them
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Holy Fuck Your Engaged! smells like future plus one panic attacks
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Congratulations Your Engaged! smells like future pinterest meltdowns
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Will you help me get my shit together? Smells like Bridesmaid duties
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Will you hold my dress while I pee? Smells like Maid of Honour duties
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smells like [Name] hit the fucking jackpot
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We Don't Do Drama - we do champagne & shenigans
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The love of a dog ...
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[Name]'s Game Day Candle - smells like the ref's a fucking idiot
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[Name]'s Game Day Candle-[Your Team]-Smells Like Unhinged Couch Coaching
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[Name]'s Game Day Candle-[Your Team]-Footy on Sanity Gone
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smells like a [Your Team] win - [Name} lucky game day candle
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smells like a [Your Team] win - [Name} lucky game day candle
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Happy Cunt. Sad Cunt. Just a Cunt.
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Flirty Thirty - smells like Champagne & Shenanigans
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50 & Fabulous-wearing it like a Queen
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Fifty and Hotter than this Candle
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smells like one more to adore
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smells like you can stop asking now
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Oh Baby! You'll make amazing parents
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[Name] classy, sassy & a bit bad assy
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Thank You [Name] for everything you do. May this flame remind you of the beautiful warmth you bring to everyone around you.
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Thank You [Name] for being my earth angel. The world is brighter because of you.
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Thank You [Name] for being so fucking awesome
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Thank You for looking after me while my humans were away
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ding dong the fucker's gone - smells like fresh new beginnings
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Candlelight. Soft Scents. Zero Fucks.
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Calm Your Tits
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well bugger me sideways - you're fifty!
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Chin Up Tits Out - You Got This
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Custom Business Label
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Your Space. Your Moment. Hand-poured for [Name & Name]
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Smells like the Best Team Ever
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Gratitude-Awesome People Make Awesome Employees
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Smells like you escaped the shit show
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Smells like An Upgrade - from toxic Ex, to thank you, next
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Anniversary Glow - smells like another year of me being right
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Mum you were right about a lot of shit
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one more fire for mum to put out
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Custom Label - your wording
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weekend vibes - bra off, candle lit, wine poured
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I like wine, picky bits, the word cunt & about 3 people
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smells like - one of those fucking days
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mum's candlelight & wine time - approach with caution
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50 & fabulous-in your 'zero fucks for anyone's bullshit' era
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I'm not a control freak - but you're doing it wrong
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menopause - when the hairs fall off your fanny & grow back on your chin
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work made us co-workers - inappropriate conversations made us friends
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light this and remember ... you're fucking awesome!
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fuckwit repellant
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Avoid Cunts Not Carbs
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absolute queen - made of sarcasm, wine & everything fine
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Grandparents to Be - smells like unconditional love & overindulgence
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go on then off you fuck - I mean congrats on your new job
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In a world full of maybes, my dog is my always
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light me when [dog name] drops one
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I'm just my dog's snack dealer
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50 & Fucking Fabulous-smells like fading youth with hints of stale piss
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happy birthday beautiful and saddle up ... there's fuckery to spread
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cunts like you are precious and few
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friends like you are precious and few
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boro bliss - smells like Greggs & parmos
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mighty man city - smells like Old Trafford burning down
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smells like you're in the bride tribe
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congratulations on your new job - hope your co-workers aren't arseholes
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when this is lit fuck off
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I now identify as menopausal. My pronouns are Try Me.
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fuck you're old-old as fuck
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Only the best Sisters get promoted to Auntie
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smells like Birthday Bliss with hints of champagne & cock
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Guess who's on Santa's Naughty List?
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Guess who's on Santa's Cunt List?
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Christmas at The [Family Name] - filled with love, laughter & absolute fucking chaos
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Merry Christmas to our Bonkers Besties (with photo) - let the festive fuckery begin
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Merry Christmas to our Besties (with photo)
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The [Family Name] Christmas Candle - smells like reindeer farts
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Merry Christmas Ya Naughty Fucker with face photo
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Merry Christmas Ya Naughty Fucker
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White Christmas? Yeah Nah - The [Family Name]
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White Christmas? Fuck That - The [Family Name]
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Christmas 2026 with red named baubles & family name
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Christmas 2026 with green named baubles & family name
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Christmas at The [Family Name] with named stockings
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Christmas at The [Family Name] filled with love, laughter & absolute chaos
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