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50 & fucking fabulous-smells like fading youth with hints of stale piss
$38.00
custom candle - your wording
$38.00
happy birthday beautiful and saddle up ... there's fuckery to spread
$38.00
tis the season - to be fucking exhausted
$38.00
he sees you while you're sleeping - creepy perv
$38.00
Merry Christmas Besties - thanks for being so batshit crazy
$38.00
saddle up besties - there's festive fuckery to spread
$38.00
Merry Christmas ya naughty fucker
$38.00
another fucking candle - secret santa's a lazy arsehole
$38.00
cunts like you are precious and few
$38.00
friends like you are precious and few
$38.00
my favourite child gave me this
$38.00
boro bliss - smells like parmos & twockers
$38.00
glorious man united - smells like the Etihad burning down
$38.00
liverpool legends - smells like Hill Dickinson burning down
$38.00
mighty man city - smells like Old Trafford burning down
$38.00
super spurs - smells like the Emirates burning down
$38.00
mum - a person who does the work of many ... for free
$38.00
absolute queen - made of sarcasm, wine & everything fine
$38.00
fuck me you passed! I mean congratulations
$38.00
cool teacher vibes
$38.00
Engaged AF.
$38.00
school year end - hallefuckingllujah!
$38.00
blissfully single - one arsehole in a girl's pants is enough
$38.00
can't get hitched without you bitch - will you be my bridesmaid?
$38.00
smells like: you're in the bride tribe
$38.00
my favourite bitch-boganic base notes with hints of fucking awesome
$38.00
smashed your exams! and we all thought you were a dumb fuck
$38.00
avoid cunts not carbs
$38.00
okay boomer - smells proudly technophobic with hints of bigotry
$38.00
so offended Gen Z - Adulting 101 What is a turnip?
$38.00
me, me, me millennial - smells like entitlement with hints of smashed avo
$38.00
invisible Gen X - smells like zero tolerance for weak AF bullshit
$38.00
fuckwit repellant
$38.00
go on then off you fuck - I mean congrats on your new job
$38.00
congrats on your new job - hope your co-workers are arseholes
$38.00
mum's stress melter - thanks for putting up with my shit
$38.00
when this is lit fuck off
$38.00
relax & unwind - you work harder than an ugly stripper
$38.00
I identify as someone who doesn't give a fuck
$38.00
relax & unwind - you made it to school year end!
$38.00
light the candle pour the wine - you've earned it!
$38.00
fuck you're old-old as fuck
$38.00
Thirty AF.
$38.00
awesome auntie vibes - smells like snuggles infused with love & protection
$38.00
grandparents to be - smells like unconditional love with hints of overindulgence
$38.00
awesome mama to be - smells like pure baby bliss
$38.00
light this when you need to calm the fuck down
$38.00
happy birthday-you piece of fuck go shit yourself
$38.00
finally divorced-smells like freedom with hints of relief & thank fuck its over
$38.00
homeowner bliss-smells smug AF with strong hints of adulting
$38.00
fuck me you passed! I mean congratulations
$38.00
light this and remember ... you're fucking awesome!
$38.00
birthday bliss smells like champagne with hints of cake & cock
$38.00
menomood melter don't look speak or even fucking breathe
$38.00
married AF.
$38.00

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