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Calm Your Tits
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Chin Up Tits Out - You Got This
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Candlelight. Soft Scents. Zero Fucks.
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Thank You [Name] for being so fucking awesome
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smells like - one of those fucking days
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cunts like you are precious and few
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go on then off you fuck - I mean congrats on your new job
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smells like Birthday Bliss with hints of champagne & cock
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Happy Cunt. Sad Cunt. Just a Cunt.
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fuck you're old-old as fuck
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Holy Fuck Your Engaged! smells like future plus one panic attacks
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smells like [Name] hit the fucking jackpot
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[Name]'s Game Day Candle - smells like the ref's a fucking idiot
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50 & Fucking Fabulous-smells like fading youth with hints of stale piss
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happy birthday beautiful and saddle up ... there's fuckery to spread
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50 & fabulous-in your 'zero fucks for anyone's bullshit' era
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ding dong the fucker's gone - smells like fresh new beginnings
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well bugger me sideways - you're fifty!
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Fuck Me You Passed!
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I like wine, picky bits, the word cunt & about 3 people
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when this is lit fuck off
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fuckwit repellant
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menopause - when the hairs fall off your fanny & grow back on your chin
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light this and remember ... you're fucking awesome!
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my favourite bitch - strong boganic base notes with hints of fucking awesome
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my ride or die bestie - how the fuck are we still alive?
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Avoid Cunts Not Carbs
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light when he's being a cunt
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congratulations on your new job - hope your co-workers aren't arseholes
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