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Smells like you escaped the shit show
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Smells like An Upgrade - from toxic Ex, to thank you, next
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Name's Divorce - smells like freedom infused with relief & thank fuck it's over
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blissfully single - one arsehole in a girl's pants is enough
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smells like you're moving on - and better willies are coming your way
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all you need is love - a good therapist & wine
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this house runs on love, laughter & inappropriate humour
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hello weekend - bra off, candle lit, wine poured
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mum's candlelight & wine time - back the fuck off
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I like wine, picky bits, the word cunt & about 3 people
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smells like - one of those fucking days
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mum's candlelight & wine time - approach with caution
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50 & fabulous-in your 'zero fucks for anyone's bullshit' era
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I'm not a control freak - but you're doing it wrong
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menopause - when the hairs fall off your fanny & grow back on your chin
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work made us co-workers - inappropriate conversations made us friends
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absolute queen - made of sarcasm, wine & everything fine
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happy birthday beautiful and saddle up ... there's fuckery to spread
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cunts like you are precious and few
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friends like you are precious and few
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school year end - hallefuckingllujah!
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blissfully single - one arsehole in a girl's pants is enough
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my favourite bitch-boganic base notes with hints of fucking awesome
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avoid cunts not carbs
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menomood melter don't look speak or even fucking breathe
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light this and remember ... you're fucking awesome!
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light this when you need to calm the fuck down
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light the candle pour the wine - you've earned it!
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I identify as someone who doesn't give a fuck
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relax & unwind - you work harder than an ugly stripper
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fuckwit repellant
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when this is lit fuck off
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