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Friends

happy birthday beautiful and saddle up ... there's fuckery to spread
$38.00
cunts like you are precious and few
$38.00
friends like you are precious and few
$38.00
school year end - hallefuckingllujah!
$38.00
blissfully single - one arsehole in a girl's pants is enough
$38.00
my favourite bitch-boganic base notes with hints of fucking awesome
$38.00
avoid cunts not carbs
$38.00
menomood melter don't look speak or even fucking breathe
$38.00
light this and remember ... you're fucking awesome!
$38.00
light this when you need to calm the fuck down
$38.00
light the candle pour the wine - you've earned it!
$38.00
I identify as someone who doesn't give a fuck
$38.00
relax & unwind - you work harder than an ugly stripper
$38.00
fuckwit repellant
$38.00
when this is lit fuck off
$38.00

EACH CANDLE IS BEAUTIFULLY GIFT-BOXED READY TO GO